Come ON leading this pilgrimage today is the last thing I need to do before I go on holiday tomorrow.
Be happy! Nope, the island is full of bogs. But you know your way around them! Do you? Do you really? But you get to tell the folk about how the island is so old it doesn’t have fossils! And you get to push a feminist agenda while doing the reflection in the Nunnery!
Well, okay. But if anybody twists their ankle I’m gonna be PISSED.