This line always makes me laugh because once I found a Jesus action figure that legit had wheels.
From the ManufacturerEveryone has a different take on Jesus. Muslims saw him as a prophet. Buddhists say he was enlightened. Hindus consider him an avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form), while Christians hail him as the Son of God. But, wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action ﬁgure ever made. Each hard vinyl Jesus Action Figure stands 5” (12.7 cm) tall with posable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action.
THIS IS THE ONE I SAW.